United States District Court, N.D. California
MELANIE C. LATRONICA, Plaintiff,
DOUBLE TREE BY HILTON, et al., Defendants.
ORDER DISMISSING CASE WITH LEAVE TO AMEND Re: Dkt. No. 1
DONNA M. RYU, Magistrate Judge.
Plaintiff Melanie Latronica filed a Complaint [Docket No. 1] on April 15, 2015. Pursuant to Federal Rules of Civil Procedure 12(b)(1) and 12(h)(3), the court dismisses the complaint for lack of subject matter jurisdiction but grants Plaintiff leave to amend.
Federal courts are courts of limited jurisdiction. They have no power to consider claims for which they lack subject matter jurisdiction. See Chen-Cheng Wang ex rel. United States v. FMC Corp., 975 F.2d 1412, 1415 (9th Cir. 1992). Federal courts can only adjudicate cases that the Constitution or Congress authorize them to adjudicate. Those cases involve diversity of citizenship (where the parties are from different states), a federal question (arising under the Constitution, laws, or treaties of the United States), or cases to which the United States is a party. See, e.g., Kokkonen v. Guardian Life Insur. Co. of Am., 511 U.S. 375 (1994). Federal courts are presumptively without jurisdiction over civil cases and the burden of establishing the contrary rests upon the party asserting jurisdiction. Id. at 377. "If the court determines at any time that it lacks subject-matter jurisdiction, the court must dismiss the action." Fed.R.Civ.P. 12(h)(3). See also Franklin v. State of Or., State Welfare Div., 662 F.2d 1337, 1342 (9th Cir. 1981) ("A judge, however, may dismiss an action sua sponte for lack of jurisdiction.") "District courts have the authority to dismiss complaints founded on wholly fanciful' factual allegations for lack of subject matter jurisdiction." Franklin v. Murphy, 745 F.2d 1221, 1228 (9th Cir. 1984) (citation omitted).
Here, the claims alleged by Plaintiff are clearly baseless and state no basis for this Court's jurisdiction. The Court is unable to discern from Plaintiff's complaint what claim she is alleging against whom, and what relief she is seeking from the Court. Over fifty individuals and/or entities are named as Defendants (e.g., Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers, Judge Anthony Ishii, Judge John Kirihara, the Xerox Corporation, "Gazarians nut company, " the FlanaganTzu Chi Buddhist Association). Some are not identifiable, including "Robbie, " "Mango doe, " "The Marsh's all, " "Red Devil, " and "The Vances." Many of the Defendants listed in the caption have no allegations directed toward them. See Compl. at 1. The allegations against Defendants are entirely incoherent, reciting claims of "bondage, " "burning the skin & eyes/Torture, " "non-stop identity theft, " "chattel game-playing" and "neurocybernetics." Id. Half a page of the Complaint is simply a list of hotels in California, with no allegation of how these hotels relate to Plaintiff's claims. Id. at 3-4. The following sentences are typical of the remainder of the Complaint:
"Chattel personality capitalis of the head, deprived persons. (lockheedmartin). Anima Mundi, Amima Modulator, violations of the prefrontal cortex, medial temporal lobes and prefrontal lobes to add to, Homeopathy experiments and gross labbing of the chattels, capital punishment, Double Tree Imposters et all. The only way these people can profit, is by destroying good people who are blessed." Compl. at 2 (emphasis in original).
"Technical aspect of and or informative language to use when addressing internal technical violations to add to what's known and reminded about on page 7 of this pleading complaint, that Plaintiff Miss Latronica must remind the court of the Court Jurisdiction to relieve her of all of this, Plaintiff(s) request for order of the Court, Legal Remedies and Judicial Remedies as authorized by the power of the Court to do so." Compl. at 4.
"The people who were fraudulent concealment and the destroying and profiting of f of chattels ML does and gross sick (rp). Mass. bodily destruction and gross inhumanity that's sick and dehumanizing beyond ." Compl. at 6 (emphasis in original).
"The defendants are still causing harm at grocery stores with tampered with products placed on the shelves at the stores and at the store, recently Plaintiff was violated by one of the Defendants sons when switching the hot sauce he lied when Plaintiff ask him if he had done that he lied to her face that was mentioned so as a reminder. At target plaintiff was violated with vitamin water that was so sweet, it was poisoned with a from [sic] of rat poison." Compl. at 8.
"(MTLINTHEMOTH) (VIBRATINGTECHCLDVCESONTHETONG). - Gross. Slavery to filthy and garbage. (WLKINGTLTS)(ANDRPNGDWNTHTHRTWITOUTACONDM) including the doctors and the dentists are deserving of death. Gross (SS). Plaintiff didn't know why all the ML does were so destroyed before again as a reminder before she was put in them. So much inhuman dehumanizing suffering, and gross life deprivation and programming in their bodies. - One of the beautiful girls a ML does is 100% metal. " Compl. at 12 (emphasis in original).
In addition, the motion attaches filings from Plaintiff's previous cases in this district before Judge Gonzalez Rogers and Judge Wilken, in state court, and in the Eastern District of California; photocopies of unidentified individuals; a dictionary definition of "chattel slavery"; a lease agreement between Plaintiff and Royal Palms Apartments; what appears to be a list of properties leased to Time Warner Telecom of Arizona LLC; a list of Stanislaus county judges; an encyclopedia entry on Borneo and another entry on cybernetics; information about the Xerox Corporation; and the results of Google searches. See Docket No. 1-1, 1-2, and 1-3.
Plaintiff lists several amendments to the U.S. Constitution, the United Nations Declaration of Human Rights, several federal criminal and civil statutes, see Compl. 18-19, though it is unclear whether she alleges that any of these were violated, by whom, and under what legal authority she is pursuing a claim for their violation. In her prayer for relief, Plaintiff states:
Plaintiff(s) Pleadings and Requests in accord with Law and Rights Mandatory is an absolute right to equitable remedy in the form of Injunctions : Prohibatory, Reparative, Preventative, and Permanent, that's Relief, Justice and Restitution and to be able to relocate and be safe and with the prosecution of the violators that's possible. Plaintiff will be starting her life with liberty and freedom?, Life is so wonderful and is going to be better when: finally never to be a victim of these defendants ever again. Plaintiff has the right to The release of Plaintiff's personal property, her life and her family including (embros) the knowledge that her family won't fall into the wrong hands. (Defendants have been mentally torturing about Plaintiff(s) & (original) eggs, embroyo's. Plaintiff(s) no longer, no more, not another day be subjected to the Defendants Gross Malice, Oppression, and Fraud. The violating of a person's abode and right to life including the chattels in a manner that is forbidden is forbidden.
Compl. at 24-25.
Plaintiff's allegations are entirely incomprehensible and arise to the level of "wholly fanciful" such that sua sponte dismissal for lack of subject matter jurisdiction is ...